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Houston Texans @ Kansas City Chiefs (-8.5) Once again, all paths go through Kansas City. A treacherous, terrifying, terrible place. A city lousy with boisterous Midwesterners drunk off their recent successes and cheap whiskey. And why wouldn’t they be? Their team is a well oiled machine of death and mutilation. They have nothing to fear.…

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SATURDAY 4:30PM Los Angeles Chargers (-2.5) @ Houston Texans A tradition unlike any other. The Texans have played their last 7 playoff games on Wild Card Weekend in the Saturday 4:30PM slot. A familiar, tasty albeit mild, treat to kick start the weekend ahead. Truth be told, the Texans are skidding into the playoffs in…

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We find ourselves at the end of the road… the final regular season week of the NFL season. There is an unfortunate lack of drama and intrigue in Week 18 this year, as all but 2 playoff seats are spoken for, and a lot of seeding has already been decided. There are a few spicy…

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SATURDAY GAMES Los Angeles Chargers (-4.5) @ New England Patriots The Chargers have a wildcard spot basically wrapped up. Just can’t blow it this week against the poopy Pats or next week against the reeking Raiders. The Pats are torn in a weird spot between wanting to lose to secure better draft position, and wanting…

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1PM GAMES Detroit Lions (-7) @ Chicago Bears Lions and Tigers and Bears, oh my. Maybe next year this is an exciting matchup. Doubt it. Jahmyr Gibbs / Cole Kmet Cleveland Browns @ Cincinnati Bengals (-9) Recent results have given the Bengals the tiniest glimmer of hope. If they win out and a few games…

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Big one on deck today. We are done with bye weeks which means every single team plays each week from here on out. But that doesn’t mean we have to care! (looking at you, New Orleans) 1PM GAMES Kansas City Chiefs (-4.5) @ Cleveland Browns Perhaps the most overused meme on football internet right now…

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Not a lot to nosh on this week so we have some quick hitters. Although I will say it seems like the weeks we have the lowest expectations always result in some craziness. 1PM GAMES Atlanta Falcons @ Minnesota Vikings (-5.5) Kirk Cousins revenge game. Falcons trying to keep the season from slipping away. Is…

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1PM GAMES Houston Texans (-3.5) @ Jacksonville Jaguars Reports out of Jacksonville are that the stables are back up and running and horse face is ready to hit the scene again. They’d love to play spoiler for their division foe as the Texans have a tough closing stretch of games as they try to win…

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1PM GAMES Kansas City Chiefs (-11) @ Carolina Panthers The Chiefs finally lost last week at the hands of our hero Josh Allen. And that’s a real bummer for the Panthers, who, if they weren’t equipped to face the Chiefs already, now have to endure the wrath of Andy Reid and Patrick Mahomes. Brutal spot.…

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1PM GAMES Green Bay Packers (-5.5) @ Chicago Bears I feel for Bears fans, I really do. This organization has become an absolute dumpster fire over the last 20 years, and this year, which began full of hope and promise, has proven to be no different. The Chosen One, Caleb Williams, has been Bryce Young-level…

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